More gems from the minds of the minors:
From Boy-O: Miss N is being her usual chatty self, talking non-stop about something or other when she sees a sign on the door of the sub shop:
Ooh, help wanted. Can we help?
N, while writing a story: I'm gonna guess how to spell exactly.
T: Homework is (makes air quotes) "boring."
Baby Z, at this juncture, is limited to "gog" (dog), "mama" and "bapa" or "dada".
Therefore, her story is told via photo essay:"Ooh -let's go over there."Jezebel interrupts with an "Oh, please, can't I lick her a little?"
"Look, mama! I found the pretty pictures!"
[At this point, we genius parents realize that she's watching South Park
. A hasty channel change is effected.]"Mama Bear - what a huge head you have.""Eh. I'm bored with this show.""Ahh. The static channel is the best."