What I Did Not Do This Weekend
Hmmm. I know this looks suspiciously like a swatch, but really, it's just a tiny washcloth.
Nope. Totally not a cast on for Annie's corset pattern. Nuh-uh.
What's that, you say? Lace? What lace?
Oh, that. Not lace. Definitely not. Just a trick of the light. You must have something in your eye.
Hmmm. Suspicious - that looks like it's going to be a size too small. Shazzbat!
Fortunately, bigger needles and a good supply of yarn are available. Not that I'm starting a new project. No, sirree!