Yup. They really said it.

Our oh-so-classy kids strike again with the witticisms:

(Both children were given cashews & tea for a snack. Quite some time later, I notice the boy is still chewing.)

Me: T, what are you eating?

N: He’s still got his nuts.

Me: I should hope so.

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T: (pretending to be hurt) I need crunches...

Boy-O: Wha?

N: You mean crutches…

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N: (Indignantly) T! Imagine how your booty would feel if you did that!

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T: (After watching the Muppet movie, where the bad guy sells frog legs) I want a frog egg.

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T: (“Creole Lady Marmalade”) Itchy itchy mama ya ya…