More Foolishness from the Mouths of Babes
N: These boys were fooling around, and (name) kicked (other name) in the tentacles.
Me: Oh @!?! I forgot to call my Dad for Father's Day.
T: Maybe you could just call today and tell him Happy Melated Father's Day.
(Waking up. Z puts her hands over my eyes, then removes them)
Z (big grin, sing-song voice): Boo-boo!