More Foolishness from the Mouths of Babes

N: These boys were fooling around, and (name) kicked (other name) in the tentacles.

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Me: Oh @!?! I forgot to call my Dad for Father's Day.

T: Maybe you could just call today and tell him Happy Melated Father's Day.

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(Waking up. Z puts her hands over my eyes, then removes them)

Z (big grin, sing-song voice): Boo-boo!